Hot Grease

While cooking dinner last night I got to see a single droplet of hot grease up close and personal. It jumped straight up into my open eye before I could blink. I may have blinked sooner if I hadn't been admiring the beauty of it. It didn't so much hurt as make my eye really tired and it was very hard to see through for the rest of the night. Much like trying to see through a film of oil, hmmmm. Anyhow my eye rinsed its self clean over night and apparently I didn't actually cook it. I'm back to normal today.